The Original

Finally, a pillow that gets you. Stressed about work? Mad at your dog for eating your shoes again? Existential crisis at 3 a.m.? Just grab "My Screaming Pillow" and let it all out—your rage, your sorrow, your weirdly specific grudge against the neighbor’s wind chimes. Made with patented ShoutAbsorb™ technology, it muffles your emotional outbursts while hugging your face like a supportive but non-judgmental friend. Bonus: it's machine washable for when life gets really messy. Because sometimes, the only therapy you need is a soft, squishy companion to scream into. Satisfaction not guaranteed—life's still hard.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!