Faux Cross Stitch (Elegant)

The elegantly cross-stitched stress relief solution for modern chaos. Lovingly handcrafted, yet designed for maximum existential despair, this plush companion absorbs your screams so your neighbors don’t have to. Stylish enough for decor, functional enough for breakdowns—because sometimes, a regular pillow just doesn’t understand your suffering.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!